I'm a web developer trying to buy a house.

In a broken economy. While the industry I've spent my career in gets eaten alive by AI and world politics I can't control.

So I built this. A dumb, funny, satirical game about a man whose whims shape the world — while the rest of us just try to get by.

Every € goes toward a down payment. That's it. No VC, no startup, no bullshit. Just a guy, a joke, and a mortgage.

If it made you laugh — help him get it on.

P.S. Everything is AI now. Even this text was powered by AI. Fuck me.

Help Him Get It aOn!

A satirical crowdfunding game where every euro you donate literally grows Trump's… whim. Watch him inch across the screen, milestone by milestone — from Trump Tower to the Oval Office, from Helsinki to the Chosen One moment — all powered by your contributions.

€1 = 1 point on the progress line. Every payment unlocks a new scene in the game. Share your growth certificate and challenge your friends to help him get it on.